2 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:56pm + 18,887 notes
via mrgolightly (originally alphalewolf)
# <3
2 hours ago on 1 September 2014 @ 11:49pm + 10,491 notes
via ugh (originally agabella)

agabella:

Canned Qualitiesby Flowmarket

1 day ago on 1 September 2014 @ 1:30am + 12,930 notes
via lesbianed (originally grumpy-fuck)
1 day ago on 1 September 2014 @ 1:12am + 309,516 notes
via lanaswellrey (originally g-odd-ess)

rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

1 day ago on 1 September 2014 @ 1:09am + 7,729 notes
via dutchster (originally lindsaychrist)
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:53pm + 181 notes
via outrageous-romance (originally outrageous-romance)

outrageous-romance:

Dita Von Teese

1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:43pm + 3,460 notes
via untrustyou (originally untrustyou)
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:28pm + 1,552 notes
via nevver (originally nevver)
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 10:12pm + 64,136 notes
via mixiechu (originally troylerrocksmyworld)

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 9:50pm + 26,292 notes
via mixiechu (originally clickholeofficial)
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 9:41pm + 273,524 notes
via mixiechu (originally deathpup)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 9:13pm + 218,099 notes
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1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 8:29pm + 216,547 notes
via soleil-sauvage (originally real-tweets)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

1 day ago on 31 August 2014 @ 4:33pm + 260,371 notes
via mixiechu (originally gaydicks420)

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.